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Worry tombstone sticker
Worry tombstone sticker
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Dive into the ironic side of life with our "Worry Tombstone Sticker," a delightfully grim reminder to maybe, just maybe, worry a little less. Standing 3 inches tall, this glossy vinyl memento is as durable as your existential dread, fully waterproof to withstand the tears of laughter or despair.
Featuring a quaint illustration of a tombstone, this sticker proudly bears the epitaph for every overthinker's eventual downfall: "Spent all my time worrying and all I got was this shitty tombstone." It's a loving jab at our collective tendency to fret over the future, forgetting to live in the wonderfully chaotic now.
This sticker isn't just a darkly humorous accessory; it's a beacon of hope for the worrywarts, the pessimists, and the stressed-out souls searching for a sign to take a breath and maybe laugh at the absurdity of it all. Perfect for slapping on laptops, water bottles, or the back of your phone, it serves as a daily reminder that life's too short and too ridiculous to spend it all in worry.
Crafted for those scouring the internet for gifts that speak to the art of worrying less and living more, "funny existential gifts," or "sarcastic stickers," this little piece of philosophy is an ideal find. It invites us to ponder, with a smirk, the possibility of embracing the chaos of the present, rather than fretting over an epitaph for our worries.
So, if you're looking to lighten the load of life's worries with a bit of humor or searching for the perfect, thought-provoking gift for a friend who needs a nudge to chuckle at the chaos, the "Worry Tombstone Sticker" is your hopeful yet humorously bleak companion. After all, in the grand theater of life, shouldn't we at least aim for a laugh in between the worry lines?
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This sticker really encapsulates me at this very moment. Love it!
I love this thing; it's funny as hell, but my wife made it take it off my car, which made me sad. If it was available as a t-shirt, I'd buy it!
I love my stickers, which are good and true.
I’ll be honest. Bumper stickers are great, but I never pay more than $5 for them… Until Barnabus fiddleclopped into my life. My relationship with Barnabus has so fulfilled my every desire and showed me I could hope for even more with him alongside me. What better way to tell the world than with this thick, clearly printed bumper sticker? Yes, the size is a bit small for so many words- but what’s more satisfying than someone riding your ass for approximately 30 seconds to read about the love of your life and then laughing so hard they fall back two car lengths? Only the love of Barnabus Fiddlehoof, that’s what!
gave it to my sister who is indeed a master pianist (though not a cyclops.)