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The truth is nowhere sticker

The truth is nowhere sticker

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Get ready to embrace the void with our "The Truth is Nowhere" Sticker. This isn't just any sticker; it's a glossy, waterproof vinyl circle of existential dread and dark humor, measuring 3 inches in diameter. Perfect for those who love to adorn their laptops, water bottles, or any surface with a touch of cynicism, this sticker is as enduring as your skepticism.

The design is a visual feast for the sarcastically inclined, featuring a bold red, white, and black color scheme. A desolate desert scene, complete with red sand and a solitary skull, captures the essence of futile truth-seeking. A single cactus stands as the silent observer to this landscape of despair, while an all-seeing eyeball radiates from the background, overseeing the bleakness. The phrase "The Truth is Nowhere" encircles this dystopian vision, offering a grim yet witty commentary on the elusiveness of truth.

This sticker is the perfect accessory for anyone who finds solace in dark humor or seeks to express their philosophical musings in a visually striking way. Durable, stylish, and loaded with sardonic charm, it's designed to make a statement and spark conversations. Whether you're gifting it to a like-minded friend or using it to declare your own skeptical outlook, this sticker boldly proclaims that you've looked for truth and found humor in its absence.

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Patrick Quigley
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I love my stickers, which are good and true.

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Mari Frogs
Fantastically Whimsical and made of high quality materials

I’ll be honest. Bumper stickers are great, but I never pay more than $5 for them… Until Barnabus fiddleclopped into my life. My relationship with Barnabus has so fulfilled my every desire and showed me I could hope for even more with him alongside me. What better way to tell the world than with this thick, clearly printed bumper sticker? Yes, the size is a bit small for so many words- but what’s more satisfying than someone riding your ass for approximately 30 seconds to read about the love of your life and then laughing so hard they fall back two car lengths? Only the love of Barnabus Fiddlehoof, that’s what!

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Sophie Valeika
love it

gave it to my sister who is indeed a master pianist (though not a cyclops.)

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Shane Henderson
Great Customer Service!

My stickers initially arrived with some damage from shipping (no fault of the artist), and I reached out and I was sent brand new ones in perfect condition. Thank you!

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M. Allen

The gnomes are aiding in my efforts to keep the Kia Boys away from me with a bit of whimsy. It looks exactly like it does in the photo and the colors really do pop.