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The ballad of I tried my best sticker

The ballad of I tried my best sticker

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Celebrate the bittersweet anthem of effort with The Ballad of I Tried My Best Sticker. Featuring a forlorn yet determined orc bard strumming a lute amidst a backdrop of fiery chaos, this design perfectly captures the heroic (or hopeless) journey of trying, even when the odds are stacked against you. Measuring 2.4 inches wide by 3 inches tall, it’s the ideal badge of honor for those days when “I gave it a shot” is the real victory.

Printed on durable, glossy vinyl, this sticker is both waterproof and weatherproof, making it perfect for water bottles, laptops, journals, or anywhere else you need a gentle reminder of your own resilience—or just a little comic relief. Whether you’re a fan of fantasy, self-deprecating humor, or simply an aficionado of trying your best, this sticker is here to cheer you on. Kind of.

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Patrick Andrews
I am a wizard

This sticker really encapsulates me at this very moment. Love it!

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Rico Suave
My wife made me take it off my car :(

I love this thing; it's funny as hell, but my wife made it take it off my car, which made me sad. If it was available as a t-shirt, I'd buy it!

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Patrick Quigley
Stickers

I love my stickers, which are good and true.

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Mari Frogs
Fantastically Whimsical and made of high quality materials

I’ll be honest. Bumper stickers are great, but I never pay more than $5 for them… Until Barnabus fiddleclopped into my life. My relationship with Barnabus has so fulfilled my every desire and showed me I could hope for even more with him alongside me. What better way to tell the world than with this thick, clearly printed bumper sticker? Yes, the size is a bit small for so many words- but what’s more satisfying than someone riding your ass for approximately 30 seconds to read about the love of your life and then laughing so hard they fall back two car lengths? Only the love of Barnabus Fiddlehoof, that’s what!

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Sophie Valeika
love it

gave it to my sister who is indeed a master pianist (though not a cyclops.)