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That thing bumper sticker

That thing bumper sticker

Regular price $8.00 USD
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I saw that thing. That came in here when I was on the couch.
What the fսck?! What the fսck?!
When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just right away, "That's a pig with a mask." You're like, "That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives on Earth."
I thought I was gonna get eaten! I'm not a stupid fսckin' idiot. I know it was just a pig. But for 50 seconds, it felt really real. And when your first thought is, "Great, don't have to go to work tomorrow," you're relieved because you thought you were gonna get eaten? What the fսck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!

Inspired by I think you should leave by Tim Robinson 

3x6 inch glossy vinyl bumper sticker

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Carbon-neutral shipping on all orders
1014kg
shipping emissions removed
That's like...
2595
miles driven by an average gasoline-powered car
We fund innovations in...
Direct Air Capture
Bio Oil
Mineralization

Customer Reviews

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Faril Jones

I love them

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Kara Coleman
I am at my frogging limit!

purchased the I am at my frogging limit sticker and it's awesome! have it on my water bottle and have received so many compliments already!

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Robin B
Can't stop buying this

It's the best thing ever and I will keep buying it 2x a year as long it is available. Not because it's wearing out or anything, but because I am hoarding this.

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Patrick Andrews
I am a wizard

This sticker really encapsulates me at this very moment. Love it!

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Rico Suave
My wife made me take it off my car :(

I love this thing; it's funny as hell, but my wife made it take it off my car, which made me sad. If it was available as a t-shirt, I'd buy it!