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That thing bumper sticker
That thing bumper sticker
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I saw that thing. That came in here when I was on the couch.
What the fսck?! What the fսck?!
When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just right away, "That's a pig with a mask." You're like, "That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives on Earth."
I thought I was gonna get eaten! I'm not a stupid fսckin' idiot. I know it was just a pig. But for 50 seconds, it felt really real. And when your first thought is, "Great, don't have to go to work tomorrow," you're relieved because you thought you were gonna get eaten? What the fսck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!
Inspired by I think you should leave by Tim Robinson
3x6 inch glossy vinyl bumper sticker
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I love my stickers, which are good and true.
I’ll be honest. Bumper stickers are great, but I never pay more than $5 for them… Until Barnabus fiddleclopped into my life. My relationship with Barnabus has so fulfilled my every desire and showed me I could hope for even more with him alongside me. What better way to tell the world than with this thick, clearly printed bumper sticker? Yes, the size is a bit small for so many words- but what’s more satisfying than someone riding your ass for approximately 30 seconds to read about the love of your life and then laughing so hard they fall back two car lengths? Only the love of Barnabus Fiddlehoof, that’s what!
gave it to my sister who is indeed a master pianist (though not a cyclops.)
My stickers initially arrived with some damage from shipping (no fault of the artist), and I reached out and I was sent brand new ones in perfect condition. Thank you!
The gnomes are aiding in my efforts to keep the Kia Boys away from me with a bit of whimsy. It looks exactly like it does in the photo and the colors really do pop.