The journey is long and full of terror. Yet I inch forward.
Because life isn’t just hard—it’s a slow, painful crawl through endless storms and chaos. The Journey is Long and Full of Terror sticker is here to remind you (and everyone else) that despite all the terrifying obstacles, you’re still inching forward. Featuring our heroic snail braving the worst life can throw at it, this sticker is your new motivational sidekick.
Available in two sizes—3 inches and 5.5 inches (measured top to bottom)—this waterproof, weatherproof vinyl decal is built to survive all the elements life throws at you. Stick it on your car, water bottle, laptop, or wherever you need a reminder that even in the face of doom, you’re still crawling forward… slowly, but surely.
Perfect for your car or anywhere that needs a little touch of inspiration and humor, this sticker is made for those who are battling life’s challenges, one (incredibly slow) step at a time. You might not be fast, but you're persistent—and that counts for something.
purchased the I am at my frogging limit sticker and it's awesome! have it on my water bottle and have received so many compliments already!
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Robin B
Can't stop buying this
It's the best thing ever and I will keep buying it 2x a year as long it is available. Not because it's wearing out or anything, but because I am hoarding this.
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Patrick Andrews
I am a wizard
This sticker really encapsulates me at this very moment. Love it!
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Rico Suave
My wife made me take it off my car :(
I love this thing; it's funny as hell, but my wife made it take it off my car, which made me sad. If it was available as a t-shirt, I'd buy it!
