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No. I don’t know how to fucking drive bumper sticker

No. I don’t know how to fucking drive bumper sticker

Regular price $8.00 USD
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No. I don’t know how to fucking drive. Not everyone knows how to do everything. Driving isn’t the only thing.

I don’t know what any of this shit is.

Inspired by I think you should leave by Tim Robinson 

3x7 inch glossy vinyl bumper sticker

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Carbon-neutral shipping on all orders
950kg
shipping emissions removed
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2431
miles driven by an average gasoline-powered car
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Direct Air Capture
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Customer Reviews

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Kara Coleman
I am at my frogging limit!

purchased the I am at my frogging limit sticker and it's awesome! have it on my water bottle and have received so many compliments already!

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Robin B
Can't stop buying this

It's the best thing ever and I will keep buying it 2x a year as long it is available. Not because it's wearing out or anything, but because I am hoarding this.

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Patrick Andrews
I am a wizard

This sticker really encapsulates me at this very moment. Love it!

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Rico Suave
My wife made me take it off my car :(

I love this thing; it's funny as hell, but my wife made it take it off my car, which made me sad. If it was available as a t-shirt, I'd buy it!

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Patrick Quigley
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