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No. I don’t know how to fucking drive bumper sticker

No. I don’t know how to fucking drive bumper sticker

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No. I don’t know how to fucking drive. Not everyone knows how to do everything. Driving isn’t the only thing.

I don’t know what any of this shit is.

Inspired by I think you should leave by Tim Robinson 

3x7 inch glossy vinyl bumper sticker

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Customer Reviews

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Melissa

Good quality and good printing. Adorable lil berry.

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Jared Blouin
Great quality

Awesome quality sticker, very cute and funny

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Eugene

It is the only ridiculous bumper sticker that has truly spoken to me. The quality is great and I am looking forward to causing confusion and laughs

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Paige Frost

So cute and great quality!

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Emily P
Perfect. Immaculate.

My jeep is going to be indestructible now. Thank you. May the gnomes smile upon us.