Maximum chaos sweatshirt

When your brain feels like it’s in full-on battle mode, wielding chaos like a spiked club and leaving a trail of existential dread, this sweatshirt understands the vibe. Featuring a fiery brain with legs and zero chill, the "Maximum Chaos, Zero Control" design captures the essence of overthinking everything while accomplishing very little.

This Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt, made of a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend, brings you the comfort you need when the world around you is just too much. The direct-to-garment (DTG) print ensures the bold, colorful design remains as vibrant as your spiraling thoughts. Available in sand, sport grey, ash, light blue, or light pink to suit whatever shade of "hanging on by a thread" you’re feeling today.

Perfect for chaotic mornings, existential evenings, or just attempting to keep it together on your grocery store runs. This sweatshirt can’t manage your life, but at least it’ll keep you warm while you try.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!