Proud owner of a drawer full of random cables bumper sticker

You’ve got that drawer. You know the one. The one with cables for gadgets you haven’t used in a decade but can’t seem to throw away—because what if you need that old iPhone charger, your first digital camera’s cable, or heaven forbid, that mystery wire that might have been important in 2005? The Proud Owner of a Drawer Full of Random Cables bumper sticker perfectly captures your commitment to keeping those relics of tech history, just in case the universe decides to make flip phones and 30-pin connectors relevant again.

Measuring 7 inches wide by 3 inches tall, this vinyl bumper sticker sticks around longer than your memory of what half those cables are even for. It’s waterproof, weatherproof, and as resilient as your stubborn refusal to part with that old Blackberry charger. Perfect for your car, toolbox, or wherever you want to confess your hoarding tendencies to the world.

This is for all the cable hoarders, the tech nostalgists, and the people still holding onto cords for devices that haven’t been compatible with anything in years. Stick it on and own your chaos—because who knows, maybe that VHS-to-USB adapter will come in handy someday.