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I am proud of my master pianist cyclops bumper sticker

I am proud of my master pianist cyclops bumper sticker

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Introducing the "I am Proud of My Master Pianist Cyclops" bumper sticker - the perfect way to show the world that you don't need human offspring to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. With a glossy finish that measures a generous 2.5 inches tall by 7 inches wide, this sticker features a delightful illustration of a one-eyed creature tickling the ivories with its mighty musical talent.

And let's not forget the message - "I am proud of my master pianist cyclops". Because really, who wouldn't be? Sure, some people might think you're a little strange for proclaiming your love for a mythical creature, but hey, that's their loss. You know that your cyclops is the most talented musician in the land, and you're not afraid to show it.

So why bother with the hassle and expense of raising human children when you can proudly display your love for a piano-playing cyclops on your car? Get your "I am Proud of My Master Pianist Cyclops" bumper sticker today and let the world know that you don't conform to society's narrow expectations of what a proud parent should be.

 

2.5 x 7 inch bumper sticker
glossy finish

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Sam Eakin

I love my sticker!