Skip to product information
1 of 3

Pretty Bad Co.

Gnomes stole my data bumper sticker

Gnomes stole my data bumper sticker

Regular price $8.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $8.00 USD
Sale Sold out

Let’s face it—your data was never safe, and now the gnomes have it. The Gnomes Stole My Personal Data and Published It on the Dark Web bumper sticker lets the world know who’s really behind your latest privacy breach. This sticker is as bold as the gnomes who thought leaking your info to the dark web was a fun weekend hobby.

At 7 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, this vinyl bumper sticker will stick with you, unlike your stolen data. Waterproof, weatherproof, and unapologetically sarcastic, it’s the perfect addition to any car for those who have fully embraced the absurdity of the digital age. Because, honestly, if gnomes are running the dark web now, what’s even the point of firewalls?

Perfect for anyone who’s given up on privacy, loves a good gnome conspiracy, or just needs a laugh while stuck in traffic. Slap it on your bumper and let the gnomes take it from there.

View full details
Carbon-neutral shipping with Shopify Planet
Carbon-neutral shipping on all orders
690kg
shipping emissions removed
That's like...
1765
miles driven by an average gasoline-powered car
We fund innovations in...
Direct Air Capture
Bio Oil
Mineralization

Customer Reviews

Based on 145 reviews
97%
(141)
0%
(0)
2%
(3)
0%
(0)
1%
(1)
M
M. Allen

The gnomes are aiding in my efforts to keep the Kia Boys away from me with a bit of whimsy. It looks exactly like it does in the photo and the colors really do pop.

D
Dorian Marsh

Great sticker fast shipping

K
Kreckler
It Truly Be

How it always truly been. Great quality, colors are as great as the pictures.

B
Brian

Larger than I realized, but it still looks great on the car!

J
James Greenberg
Amazing because its gnomes

Gnomes