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Gnomes stole my data bumper sticker

Gnomes stole my data bumper sticker

Regular price $8.00 USD
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Let’s face it—your data was never safe, and now the gnomes have it. The Gnomes Stole My Personal Data and Published It on the Dark Web bumper sticker lets the world know who’s really behind your latest privacy breach. This sticker is as bold as the gnomes who thought leaking your info to the dark web was a fun weekend hobby.

At 7 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, this vinyl bumper sticker will stick with you, unlike your stolen data. Waterproof, weatherproof, and unapologetically sarcastic, it’s the perfect addition to any car for those who have fully embraced the absurdity of the digital age. Because, honestly, if gnomes are running the dark web now, what’s even the point of firewalls?

Perfect for anyone who’s given up on privacy, loves a good gnome conspiracy, or just needs a laugh while stuck in traffic. Slap it on your bumper and let the gnomes take it from there.

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Customer Reviews

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Faril Jones

I love them

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Kara Coleman
I am at my frogging limit!

purchased the I am at my frogging limit sticker and it's awesome! have it on my water bottle and have received so many compliments already!

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Robin B
Can't stop buying this

It's the best thing ever and I will keep buying it 2x a year as long it is available. Not because it's wearing out or anything, but because I am hoarding this.

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Patrick Andrews
I am a wizard

This sticker really encapsulates me at this very moment. Love it!

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Rico Suave
My wife made me take it off my car :(

I love this thing; it's funny as hell, but my wife made it take it off my car, which made me sad. If it was available as a t-shirt, I'd buy it!