• Gnomes stole my data bumper sticker - Sticker - Pretty Bad Co.
  • Gnomes stole my data bumper sticker - Sticker - Pretty Bad Co.
  • Gnomes stole my data bumper sticker - Sticker - Pretty Bad Co.
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Pretty Bad Co.

Gnomes stole my data bumper sticker

Gnomes stole my data bumper sticker

$8.00 USD
$8.00 USD
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Let’s face it—your data was never safe, and now the gnomes have it. The Gnomes Stole My Personal Data and Published It on the Dark Web bumper sticker lets the world know who’s really behind your latest privacy breach. This sticker is as bold as the gnomes who thought leaking your info to the dark web was a fun weekend hobby.

At 7 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, this vinyl bumper sticker will stick with you, unlike your stolen data. Waterproof, weatherproof, and unapologetically sarcastic, it’s the perfect addition to any car for those who have fully embraced the absurdity of the digital age. Because, honestly, if gnomes are running the dark web now, what’s even the point of firewalls?

Perfect for anyone who’s given up on privacy, loves a good gnome conspiracy, or just needs a laugh while stuck in traffic. Slap it on your bumper and let the gnomes take it from there.

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Patrick Andrews
I am a wizard

This sticker really encapsulates me at this very moment. Love it!

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Rico Suave
My wife made me take it off my car :(

I love this thing; it's funny as hell, but my wife made it take it off my car, which made me sad. If it was available as a t-shirt, I'd buy it!

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Patrick Quigley
Stickers

I love my stickers, which are good and true.

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Mari Frogs
Fantastically Whimsical and made of high quality materials

I’ll be honest. Bumper stickers are great, but I never pay more than $5 for them… Until Barnabus fiddleclopped into my life. My relationship with Barnabus has so fulfilled my every desire and showed me I could hope for even more with him alongside me. What better way to tell the world than with this thick, clearly printed bumper sticker? Yes, the size is a bit small for so many words- but what’s more satisfying than someone riding your ass for approximately 30 seconds to read about the love of your life and then laughing so hard they fall back two car lengths? Only the love of Barnabus Fiddlehoof, that’s what!

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Sophie Valeika
love it

gave it to my sister who is indeed a master pianist (though not a cyclops.)

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