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Gnomes bumper sticker

Gnomes bumper sticker

Regular price $8.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $8.00 USD
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Product Specifications:

• Size: 7.5 inches wide x 3.5 inches tall
• Material: Glossy vinyl
• Features: Waterproof, weatherproof, UV-resistant

Product Description:
Because who wouldn’t want two tiny, battle-hardened gnomes protecting their car? This glossy vinyl bumper sticker proudly declares that your vehicle is under the vigilant watch of gnomes expertly trained in both swordsmanship and sorcery—skills you’ll definitely need next time someone cuts you off in traffic. 🧙‍♂️🗡️

Is it going to make your car invincible? No. Will it add a little magical charm to your commute? Absolutely. Made from durable glossy vinyl, this sticker is waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant, so it’ll handle whatever the road throws at it. 🚗

At 7.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, it’s just the right size to turn heads and make people wonder where they can get their own magical gnome guardians. Because in a world where anything can happen, having a couple of gnomes on your side is probably a good idea.

 

 

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Customer Reviews

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Faril Jones

I love them

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Kara Coleman
I am at my frogging limit!

purchased the I am at my frogging limit sticker and it's awesome! have it on my water bottle and have received so many compliments already!

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Robin B
Can't stop buying this

It's the best thing ever and I will keep buying it 2x a year as long it is available. Not because it's wearing out or anything, but because I am hoarding this.

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Patrick Andrews
I am a wizard

This sticker really encapsulates me at this very moment. Love it!

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Rico Suave
My wife made me take it off my car :(

I love this thing; it's funny as hell, but my wife made it take it off my car, which made me sad. If it was available as a t-shirt, I'd buy it!