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Gnomes bumper sticker

Gnomes bumper sticker

Regular price $8.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $8.00 USD
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Product Specifications:

• Size: 7.5 inches wide x 3.5 inches tall
• Material: Glossy vinyl
• Features: Waterproof, weatherproof, UV-resistant

Product Description:
Because who wouldn’t want two tiny, battle-hardened gnomes protecting their car? This glossy vinyl bumper sticker proudly declares that your vehicle is under the vigilant watch of gnomes expertly trained in both swordsmanship and sorcery—skills you’ll definitely need next time someone cuts you off in traffic. 🧙‍♂️🗡️

Is it going to make your car invincible? No. Will it add a little magical charm to your commute? Absolutely. Made from durable glossy vinyl, this sticker is waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant, so it’ll handle whatever the road throws at it. 🚗

At 7.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, it’s just the right size to turn heads and make people wonder where they can get their own magical gnome guardians. Because in a world where anything can happen, having a couple of gnomes on your side is probably a good idea.

 

 

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Customer Reviews

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Anthony Cioni
So many good

So many good. Too many good to word with. Me buy many stickers. Many places have stickers. This place best place. Number one best place. Me happy from sticker quality. Me suggest no spend money elsewhere. Spend money here or burn money in barrel.

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Kat Roberts
Love it!

So glad I got it!

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John Doe
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Alistair McMeekin

The sticker is great!

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Megwanadon
BEWARE MY STEED

I love gnomes. I love magic. I have road rage.