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Don't touch my silly goose sticker

Don't touch my silly goose sticker

Regular price $4.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $4.00 USD
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Everyone has a silly goose, and if you’re protective of yours, this sticker speaks your truth. The Don’t Touch My Silly Goose sticker features a goofy yet fierce goose standing triumphantly over a skull (because why not?) with a sword and rose adding to the drama. It’s the perfect way to let people know that your silly goose is off-limits.

Measuring 2.4 inches wide by 3 inches tall, this vinyl sticker is waterproof, weatherproof, and ready to take on whatever life throws at it—just like your goose. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or car to send the ultimate message: the goose is untouchable. Whether you're into chaotic humor, medieval vibes, or just really love geese, this sticker adds some unique flair to any surface.

Great for anyone who wants to make it clear that their goose is not to be trifled with. Boundaries are important—especially when it comes to silly geese.

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Customer Reviews

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Faril Jones

I love them

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Kara Coleman
I am at my frogging limit!

purchased the I am at my frogging limit sticker and it's awesome! have it on my water bottle and have received so many compliments already!

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Robin B
Can't stop buying this

It's the best thing ever and I will keep buying it 2x a year as long it is available. Not because it's wearing out or anything, but because I am hoarding this.

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Patrick Andrews
I am a wizard

This sticker really encapsulates me at this very moment. Love it!

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Rico Suave
My wife made me take it off my car :(

I love this thing; it's funny as hell, but my wife made it take it off my car, which made me sad. If it was available as a t-shirt, I'd buy it!