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I am calling my lawyer bumper sticker

I am calling my lawyer bumper sticker

Regular price $8.00 USD
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Oh, you're a driver who likes to make a statement, huh? Well, have we got the perfect product for you - the "I am Calling My Lawyer" bumper sticker! Because who needs to settle things like adults when you can threaten legal action instead?

Measuring in at a whopping 3 inches tall by 7 inches wide, this matte finish bumper sticker will make sure everyone on the road knows that you mean business. Featuring an old-timey illustration of two frogs dressed as lawyers (because why not?), this sticker is sure to turn heads and make a statement.

So the next time you get into a fender bender or someone cuts you off, just point to your bumper sticker and watch as the other driver trembles in fear. Because nothing says "I'm a responsible adult who can handle conflict" like threatening legal action with a quirky frog-themed sticker on your car. Get yours today!

 

3x7 inch bumper sticker
matte finish

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Customer Reviews

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Desiree Valcourt

I bought it for my fiancé because he has been laughing about the art ever since he saw it on Instagram. He loves it. He put it on his work desk and he chuckles to himself every time he sees it.

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Ashley Hecko

I love this sticker. Everyday I look at it and laugh.

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Cooper McBean
My mind is literally exploding.

When I ordered this, I honestly wasn’t sure what to expect. Imagine my delight when I opened the package to find a vinyl rectangle emblazoned with frogs! BUT WAIT. The back is covered in some sort of sticky substance, which if I am right, might allow me to stick it to a car, a brick, a cat, really anything. What a world!
I am calling my lawyer—-to tell her to buy one of these awesome stickers IMMEDIATELY

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Cooper Mcbean
My mind is literally exploding.

When I ordered this, I honestly wasn’t sure what to expect. Imagine my delight when I opened the package to find a vinyl rectangle emblazoned with frogs! BUT WAIT. The back is covered in some sort of sticky substance, which if I am right, might allow me to stick it to a car, a brick, a cat, really anything. What a world!
I am calling my lawyer—-to tell her to buy one of these awesome stickers IMMEDIATELY

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Chaos

I mean it's a pretty funny sticker but it fell off my car after one snow storm so idk how to feel about that💀💀

Emailing you about this right away. Please do not sue me.